Spam sublime

I received a very interesting e-mail this morning from one Lon Landon regarding pills to increase my virility. I was not interested in the product offer, but I did enjoy the poem-like subject line of the message:

“To worry the parenthetic bluebird”

I’m certain any bluebird, parenthetic or not, would be worried about a decrease in his virility. As if simply being a parenthetic bluebird was not sad enough.